GLEE-MAIL is useful year-round since occasions for greetings never end. Who isn't obliged to acknowledge friends and relatives? And GLEE-MAIL makes it 10 times easier than driving to the drug store, walking the greeting card aisles, picking a card, putting it back, picking another card, putting it back until you find the right (overpriced at $6.95) one. Then standing in line to buy it and drive back home—only to realize you should've picked that other card you passed on! With GLEE-MAIL you simply go to the appropriate chapter, scan the e-greetings, pick one you like, then type and hit SEND. Just think about it: you're getting over 300 funny e-mailable messages for less than the price of ONE greeting card! SAMPLE E-GREETING: Here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And if you're Jewish: Happy Hanukkah! And if you're Atheist: Happy Nothingness!