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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Jokes & Riddles
  • Language:English
  • Pages:50
  • eBook ISBN:9780983461531

Killer Voicemail

Funny, Clever & Laugh-Out-Loud Messages

by John Carfi and Cliff Carle

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130 funny and clever voice-mail messages that will highly amuse your callers.


Voicemail is no longer just a means of identifying yourself and prompting a response, it's now an entertainment medium. Express your inner comic and treat your callers to loads of laughs with over 130 funny and clever outgoing messages for you to choose from. Have fun and spread the laughter!

About the author

CLIFF CARLE is a freelance editor and comedy writer who has written for Joan Rivers. He has edited over 350 books, including some best sellers. He has been called "A great Zen Master of words." JOHN CARFI is a stand-up comedian who has appeared Entertainment Tonight and Comedy Central. He opens for many nationally known entertainers including Kenny Rogers, Michael Bolton, Tony Bennet, and Dennis Miller.