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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Jokes & Riddles
  • Language:English
  • Pages:60
  • eBook ISBN:9780983461500

Brilliant Answers for Everyday Questions

Be Funny Whenever You Choose

by Cliff Carle and John Carfi

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Overview

Funny or clever comebacks for those annoying everyday questions.

Description

How would you like to be the person everyone is waiting for…to arrive at the party, the office, the restaurant, or wherever? What if, in a very short amount of time, you could develop a reputation for being a funny guy or gal? With BRILLIANT ANSWERS FOR EVERYDAY QUESTIONS, it will be quick, easy, and fun. How many times has someone asked you a simple question, and you automatically answered it seriously? Ten seconds later you thought to yourself, “Now I know what I should have said!” Never again will you be at a loss for funny or clever words. Almost daily you are bombarded with annoying questions; and you probably answer 90% of them seriously, and 10% jokingly. Imagine if you flipped those percentages around? People would then start to see you differently. FUNNY differently. And when they are putting together a guest list for their next party, or get-together, guess who's going to be in the number one slot: clever YOU! (aka The Fun Guy! / The Fun Gal!)

About the author

CLIFF CARLE is a freelance editor and comedy writer who has written for Joan Rivers. He has edited over 350 books, including some best sellers. He has been called "A great Zen Master of words." JOHN CARFI is a stand-up comedian who has appeared Entertainment Tonight and Comedy Central. He opens for many nationally known entertainers including Kenny Rogers, Michael Bolton, Tony Bennet, and Dennis Miller.

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