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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Anecdotes & Quotations
  • Language:English
  • Pages:94
  • eBook ISBN:9780983461548


Over 300 Funny e-Mail Messages for All Occasions

by John Carfi and Cliff Carle

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GLEE-MAIL contains over 300 funny e-mail messages for the price of ONE greeting card. By John Carfi & Cliff Carle


GLEE-MAIL is useful year-round since occasions for greetings never end. Who isn't obliged to acknowledge friends and relatives? And GLEE-MAIL makes it 10 times easier than driving to the drug store, walking the greeting card aisles, picking a card, putting it back, picking another card, putting it back until you find the right (overpriced at $6.95) one. Then standing in line to buy it and drive back home—only to realize you should've picked that other card you passed on! With GLEE-MAIL you simply go to the appropriate chapter, scan the e-greetings, pick one you like, then type and hit SEND. Just think about it: you're getting over 300 funny e-mailable messages for less than the price of ONE greeting card! SAMPLE E-GREETING: Here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! And if you're Jewish: Happy Hanukkah! And if you're Atheist: Happy Nothingness!

About the author

Comedian John Carfi has appeared on numerous television programs including Entertainment Tonight, Comedy Central, HBO, and many others. John also hosted his own morning radio shows on Rock stations WZZO and WPMR. He performs his comedy in front of thousands of people each week in hotel concert halls, comedy clubs, and casinos nationwide. He and Cliff are the co-authors of nine comedy books including two best sellers. Writer and editor, Cliff Carle, used to perform stand-up comedy at The Improv and The Comedy Store. He also wrote material for other comedians, including Joan Rivers. In 1983, Cliff and John founded CCC Publications, a publishing company that released 200 titles and launched the careers of many humor writers. Cliff currently owns an editorial and publishing consultant business.

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