About the Author
and her family
Jordan is the mother of four incorrigible children. Along with her best friend,
Melanie, they’ve attempted to raise their nine children the best way they know
how: lots of love, trial and error, and the occasional wild party when they
momentarily gave up.
They’ve celebrated each other’s
birthdays and survived the birthday parties they’ve thrown for their kids.
They’ve weathered divorces and now, grandchildren, who they plan to tell all
about their parent’s errant behavior the first chance they get. They’ve
survived hometown rumors (Mel is not an alcoholic and Renay did not have an
affair with a teenager – even though she thought about it), old boyfriends,
pregnancy tests (once in a drugstore bathroom) and every now and then a little
illicit behavior they will never admit, much less reveal.
Renay and Melanie have fought, made
up and made out (no, just kidding on the last one) although they have
considered getting rid of their men and buying a llama farm. (Llamas are
mild-mannered, clean, intelligent and less likely to cause heartache.)
THE PAGES IN BETWEEN SERIES began a
journey for them that exposed their irresponsibility in life and discredited
them as parents which initially embarrassed everyone but has become a bond that
ties them all together even tighter.
Their motto: Family always comes first.
Screw everyone else.