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Genre:HUMOR
SubGenre:Form / Parodies
Language:English
Pages:28
Format:Hardcover
Hardcover ISBN:9781543956870

How Trump Stole America

by Alison Freebairn-Smith View author's profile page

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Overview

A clever parody of the Dr. Seuss holiday classic, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," "How Trump Stole America" is sure to delight readers of all ages this holiday season.

Description

At a time like this, when America has been hijacked by a reality TV star with tiny hands, no heart, and what seems like very little brains, one can’t help but wonder, “What would Dr. Seuss say if he were still with us?” This clever parody of the Dr. Seuss classic holiday poem, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," provides a possible answer to that question, while bringing much needed lightness to an otherwise unbearably dark time in our nation’s history. With it’s hopeful ending, this delightful book will help to brighten up the season and is sure to be a hit at holiday gatherings EVERYWHERE!

About the author

Alison Freebairn-Smith is a writer/singer/songwriter/producer who loved reading Dr. Seuss books while growing up in Sherman Oaks, and years later, enjoyed sharing them with her own daughter. When Donald Trump stole the election and in the ensuing months as he continued to astound and disappoint with his ridiculous tweets, unbecoming behavior, and inhumane policies, she wondered what the great Dr. Seuss would say if he were still around. So, she used her own voice to parody one of Seuss' most beloved tales. More at: https://soundcloud.com/alison-freebairn-smith. Also, www.MonkIIProductions.com

Hardcover - $19.95

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