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A Chapter-By-Chapter Outline of MMMM: and the music that made me

Chapter 1: Murder

Heather knew the victims and active shooter in a mass murder, slept with a convicted murderer, and murdered her third child via an abortion.  

Chapter 2: My Family

This chapter rewinds it back to Heather’s birth and highlights the family she was born into, including two parents (who are still married!), two older brothers, and a younger (but more mature) sister.

Chapter 3: Mates

Here Heather slices open the radiance of her girlfriends, both past and present.

Chapter 4: Men & Sex

This chapter is intended for mature audiences only, as Heather dives into the dumpster fire of her dating history.

Chapter 5: Manipulation

Heather dated a man off and on for four years. He kept her from her friends, vandalized her car, and uploaded their sex video online. Find out why she stayed in this relationship for too damn long.

Chapter 6: Marriage

The moral of this chapter is: Don’t marry someone just because you’re having their child.

Chapter 7: Motherhood

Several short stories about Heather’s daughter and son. By far the softest and sweetest chapter in the book.

Chapter 8: Music

From concerts and lyrics to the nostalgia they bring, Heather shares her love of music.

Chapter 9: Mixed Media

Do you ever get psychologically brainwashed from a movie or a television show? Has an outfit ever boosted your confidence? Have you ever read a book that’s so well written you read it in two days or less? In this chapter Heather discusses these topics and any others that she feels fall under the mixed media umbrella.

Chapter 10: Meals

This chapter covers all things food. Like why red onions are the worst, peeking inside Heather’s kitchen fridge and cabinets, and which restaurants to visit in her hometown.

Chapter 11: Money Makers

From multiple engineering firms, restaurants, and that one time she attempted to strip, you’ll discover where Heather has worked.

Chapter 12: Motorized Vehicles

Read how many times Heather has been pulled over while driving or see how many of her road rage pet peeves you share. Fun!

Chapter 13: Manically Physical

In the last chapter, Heather discusses the mental and physical aspects of herself. From what makes her smile to her likes and dislikes of her stupid body. Underneath it all she’s just looking to make you smile with a rooted connection.

You can get in touch with me by visiting www.mmmmheatherjoy.com

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