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To sum Heather up best, the author pulled some questions from the Proust Questionnaire located in the back of every Vanity Fair magazine. (You can also visit her at www.mmmmheatherjoy.com) 

What is your most treasured possession? -My hard drive.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue? -Religion.

Who/What is the greatest love of your life? -Sleep.

On what occasion do you lie? -When someone asks, "How are you?"

What do you dislike most about your appearance? -Aging, or my "crazy eyes" I often look like I'm imitating Uzo Aduba from Orange is the New Black. 

What is your current state of mind? -Curious, always curious.

What is your most marked characteristic? -My laugh.

What is your greatest extravagance? -Eventually buying a magazine advertisement for my book - that works, right? - a shameless plug Fundraiser by Heather Joy : It's BUST magazine or bust, baby! (gofundme.com) 

What trait do you most deplore in others? -Rudeness.

What trait do you most deplore in yourself? -Doubt.

What are your favorite names? -Cora, Phoenix, Vivien, Ezra, Elijah, Xavier, Diaz, Santiago - what's funny is I don't personally know anyone with these names.

Which living person do you most admire? -I could list SO many - but currently, Chelsea Devantez. She's making money off of something I do for free/fun (reading and reviewing biographies). Check out her Glamorous Trash podcast or my BookBub account.

What is your idea of perfect happiness? -Alone? I'd say a free day at the spa or reading in the sunlight. With people? I'd say playing board games with those who provide fun conversation and good food. 

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be? -I'll be lame in say have more pictures taken together. Although I'd love to interview all of them individually too (parents, siblings, etc.). I barely know their surface story.

What would you regard as your lowest depth of misery? -My children disowning me, hands down. 

Which talent would you most like to have? -To understand the stock market...or heck, math in general.

What is your motto? -It's all about perspective. 

Which words or phrases do you overuse? -In typing/writing, I say, "haha" a lot. Not only does it give tone to what I'm saying, but I'm usually finding humor in most things. Verbally, I constantly say, "Get it together!" It's applicable in multiple scenarios too: yelling it to other drivers in a fit of road rage, thinking it to myself when I make a mistake, saying it to a coworker who dropped the ball, again...the possibilities are endless!

Where would you most like to live? -Somewhere with more sunny days than not. I thrive on sunshine. And where eccentric people are celebrated, not persecuted.  

What do you consider your greatest achievement? -Never being in debt.

What is your greatest fear? -Hearing or vision loss.

What/Where is your favorite journey? -The one that leads me to ice cream.

What quality do you most like in a man? -Intelligence.

What quality do you most like in a woman? -Sense of humor, especially if it's dark or raunchy humor.

Who are your favorite authors? -I mostly read autobiographies, so it's kinda hard to pick a favorite, ya know?

What do you value most in your friends? -They leave me a book review, haha (wink, wink).