We didn't just spank God, we bloody crucified Him. Mike Tovar sees that same attitude posed toward children albeit behind closed doors. Mike was for years quietly engaged in jotting down funny and serious one-line biblical expressions for his own pleasure. Then, marrying late, as a new parent he learned by experience and then online that spanking doesn't exist in God's bible book. There was an old rule for knocking some sense into unruly young men. But since Jesus, God biblically appeals to a higher sense in us, to simply encourage young men to control themselves. Mike presents the facts on that and shares his unique one-line biblical thoughts now published for the first time.