Book details

  • Genre:children's nonfiction
  • Sub-genre:Humor / Comic Strips & Cartoons
  • Age Range (years):0 - 12
  • Language:English
  • Pages:32
  • eBook ISBN:9781617928185

The ABC's of Monster Eradication

By Cory Jones

Overview


Monster eradication is simple. What you will need: sharp objects, guns, explosives, heavy machinery, strong armor, drilling permit, fishing license, and this book.
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Description


Monster eradication is simple. What you will need; sharp objects, guns, explosives, heavy machinery, strong armor, drilling permit, fishing license, and this book. You, small child, have developed a need. To defend yourself from what your parents can't see. Constantly taunting all day and all night. The monsters come out to deliver their fright. But fear not small child and come down from your bed. Learn a few tricks to dismember a head. Grab your axe, your shield, a rope and your gun. Defending yourself can sometimes be fun. Not a children's book for the faint at heart, or the responsible adult.
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About The Author


Author/Illustrator Cory Jones lives in Nashville, TN where he often is found hunting those pesky monsters that tend to hide under the bed.
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