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Book details

Genre:HUMOR
SubGenre:Topic / Adult
Language:English
Pages:25
eBook ISBN:9781620951460

Teddy Ruspin Goes To Rehab

by Matthew Harris

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Overview

Teddy Ruspin is an absurd, humorous tale written in a rhyming children's storybook style but with humor that is most definitely for adults only. If you like comedy that is a little sick, twisted, and downright wrong then this is the book for you! With colorful, cute, and seemingly innocent photographs (until you look a little closer) this book will make you laugh, even if you think you shouldn't. Hope all you fellow weirdos out there enjoy it.

Description

Teddy Ruspin is an absurd, humorous tale written in a rhyming children's storybook style but with humor that is most definitely for adults only. If you like comedy that is a little sick, twisted, and downright wrong then this is the book for you! With colorful, cute, and seemingly innocent photographs (until you look a little closer) this book will make you laugh, even if you think you shouldn't. Hope all you fellow weirdos out there enjoy it.

About the author

Matthew Harris currently works tirelessly at constructing the world's most inappropriate joke. This behemoth task leaves him little to no time for a personal life or religious devotion of any kind. Once this task is completed he will be ready to join Liberace in the fabulous afterlife.

eBook - $1.99 (AZW, EPub, PDF)

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