Queer Fish in God's Waiting Room

I wrote this book to ask a girl to marry me. It contains instructions on how to build a strange drug-taking device called a blackcurrant bath bong, and features a talking fanny...and she still said yes.

I wrote this book to ask a girl to marry me. It contains instructions on how to build a strange drug-taking device called a blackcurrant bath bong, and features a talking fanny...and she still said yes. 5-star reviews on Amazon. This book made me miss Victoria tube station by 3 clear stations on my way home last night. Top work, a really exciting read. Reminded me a little of Alex Garland's 'The Beach' crossed with Samuel Beckett's 'Waiting For Godot'... Mr David Riley Very funny book that you can't put down until you've read the last page. Very much a bloke's book because men can relate to the stupid situations that are in this book. David Inglis A Kerouac-styled rambling of a crazy trip through NY, Caracas and Mexico, full of touching moments and great humour. A sub-text of a fascinating look at the relationship between a man, his brother and his wife-to-be... you'll love it! J Davies Dear Mr Henshaw, your book is embarrassing me - I keep laughing out loud while reading it by myself in public places... more, please! J Ali