Pregnancy Memoirs

Funky Snatch, Harken Daas & Twig Face are just some of the not-so-wonderful things a real woman can experience whilst pregnant in the real world. Take a 9-month journey through this personal uncensored account of gestational bodily habits, from cursing to constant spitting & pining to see your lady bits beyond your swollen bits. Prepare yourself for an emotional roller-coaster equivalent of a mum-to-be stuck in PMS mode for 9 months at level 100! You will cackle till your piles pop, laugh till you cry and cry till you've got to release your back brace... 'cause let’s face it, laughing till you piss yourself as a pregnant woman is just 2nd nature anyway.