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H.C. Blackburne, born of simple means, was not expected to live as an infant. Doctors angrily left him for dead. Nurses prayed, mothers wailed, and nuns beat their breasts. Angels' tears washed over the rock and soil. Naked and near death, he sucked mud and earth in last gasp to maintain earthly existence. And the divine libation granted him health. Not ungrateful for his salvation, he fought the arduous path unhesitated in the defense of truth and the creation of beauty. His metal tempered by heat from the battled embers of defeated demon's eyes, he now bestows his knowledge to the common, garden-variety idiot, so that a boy may grow to be a man, a man may grow to be a king, and a king may pay ransom to keep the mouths of duped whores sealed.
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Observations
by H.C. Blackburne
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Overview


That crazy HC! Whether he's teaching you the historical origins of the bitch slab, or pointing out the injustices of the rich and powerful, you will wonder how you ever got along without this bad-ass muther-effer! Long live the king!
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It is a dangerous time to be a young man in America these days. With the #metoo movement running rampant, allegations of sexual harassment from girls you haven't seen since kindergarten, and women driving cars, men's rights are diminishing at a rapid and perilous place. It is enough to make you say you'll move to Canada! But the male race need not worry, for they have a great champion on their side. H.C. Blackburne! He is not afraid to call out injustice, hypocritical behavior, and the propaganda we all face today. "Observations" provides the guidance these young men need that are critical to their survival. For instance, how do you hook-up with a lady of larger proportions? Should men wear underwear that are a couple sizes too small for athletic support? How about advice as to the not-so-hidden dangers of black women and their forbidden fruit? Mr. Blackburne also spins a few tall tales to be sure and injects his own brand of humor in the making. However, there are also serious discussions, like those on the importance of truth, the creation of beauty, and the defense of the weak. This book is worth its weight in Lira and it will show these young men how to steer clear of the bull and elevate them to near divine levels. It will also gain them instant access to after hour speakeasies, fight clubs, and stanze di champagne!

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Overview


That crazy HC! Whether he's teaching you the historical origins of the bitch slab, or pointing out the injustices of the rich and powerful, you will wonder how you ever got along without this bad-ass muther-effer! Long live the king!

Read more

Description


It is a dangerous time to be a young man in America these days. With the #metoo movement running rampant, allegations of sexual harassment from girls you haven't seen since kindergarten, and women driving cars, men's rights are diminishing at a rapid and perilous place. It is enough to make you say you'll move to Canada! But the male race need not worry, for they have a great champion on their side. H.C. Blackburne! He is not afraid to call out injustice, hypocritical behavior, and the propaganda we all face today. "Observations" provides the guidance these young men need that are critical to their survival. For instance, how do you hook-up with a lady of larger proportions? Should men wear underwear that are a couple sizes too small for athletic support? How about advice as to the not-so-hidden dangers of black women and their forbidden fruit? Mr. Blackburne also spins a few tall tales to be sure and injects his own brand of humor in the making. However, there are also serious discussions, like those on the importance of truth, the creation of beauty, and the defense of the weak. This book is worth its weight in Lira and it will show these young men how to steer clear of the bull and elevate them to near divine levels. It will also gain them instant access to after hour speakeasies, fight clubs, and stanze di champagne!

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Book details

Genre:HUMOR

Subgenre:Form / Parodies

Language:English

Pages:220

eBook ISBN:9781543950526


Overview


That crazy HC! Whether he's teaching you the historical origins of the bitch slab, or pointing out the injustices of the rich and powerful, you will wonder how you ever got along without this bad-ass muther-effer! Long live the king!

Read more

Description


It is a dangerous time to be a young man in America these days. With the #metoo movement running rampant, allegations of sexual harassment from girls you haven't seen since kindergarten, and women driving cars, men's rights are diminishing at a rapid and perilous place. It is enough to make you say you'll move to Canada! But the male race need not worry, for they have a great champion on their side. H.C. Blackburne! He is not afraid to call out injustice, hypocritical behavior, and the propaganda we all face today. "Observations" provides the guidance these young men need that are critical to their survival. For instance, how do you hook-up with a lady of larger proportions? Should men wear underwear that are a couple sizes too small for athletic support? How about advice as to the not-so-hidden dangers of black women and their forbidden fruit? Mr. Blackburne also spins a few tall tales to be sure and injects his own brand of humor in the making. However, there are also serious discussions, like those on the importance of truth, the creation of beauty, and the defense of the weak. This book is worth its weight in Lira and it will show these young men how to steer clear of the bull and elevate them to near divine levels. It will also gain them instant access to after hour speakeasies, fight clubs, and stanze di champagne!

Read more

About the author


H.C. Blackburne, born of simple means, was not expected to live as an infant. Doctors angrily left him for dead. Nurses prayed, mothers wailed, and nuns beat their breasts. Angels' tears washed over the rock and soil. Naked and near death, he sucked mud and earth in last gasp to maintain earthly existence. And the divine libation granted him health. Not ungrateful for his salvation, he fought the arduous path unhesitated in the defense of truth and the creation of beauty. His metal tempered by heat from the battled embers of defeated demon's eyes, he now bestows his knowledge to the common, garden-variety idiot, so that a boy may grow to be a man, a man may grow to be a king, and a king may pay ransom to keep the mouths of duped whores sealed.

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