It is a dangerous time to be a young man in America these days. With the #metoo movement running rampant, allegations of sexual harassment from girls you haven't seen since kindergarten, and women driving cars, men's rights are diminishing at a rapid and perilous place. It is enough to make you say you'll move to Canada! But the male race need not worry, for they have a great champion on their side. H.C. Blackburne! He is not afraid to call out injustice, hypocritical behavior, and the propaganda we all face today. "Observations" provides the guidance these young men need that are critical to their survival. For instance, how do you hook-up with a lady of larger proportions? Should men wear underwear that are a couple sizes too small for athletic support? How about advice as to the not-so-hidden dangers of black women and their forbidden fruit? Mr. Blackburne also spins a few tall tales to be sure and injects his own brand of humor in the making. However, there are also serious discussions, like those on the importance of truth, the creation of beauty, and the defense of the weak. This book is worth its weight in Lira and it will show these young men how to steer clear of the bull and elevate them to near divine levels. It will also gain them instant access to after hour speakeasies, fight clubs, and stanze di champagne!