My First Grown-Up Gay B Cs

A is for Anal Beads all up in my ass, B is for buy this book right now - it is the best! This is the hilarious gay book you can't BEAR to put down that will put a TWINKLE in your eye! Display it on the EDGE of your fabulous, iced coffee table; have a read-aloud when you HOST your next gay brunch; take it with you when you TRAVEL; or just CRUISE through the pages while you're waiting for the water to run clear. We can't describe exactly what's in it because it's so DIRTY, we have to be DISCREET and keep it on the DL. Every page will make you laugh LONG and HARD. It's not a DEEP or THICK book, but you will find it extremely satisfying. Reading it is such a piece of CAKE you'll want to read the WHOLE thing until you FINISH. If you're LOOKING to get HOOKED UP with a very gay, very funny, very NSFW book, you'll love every VERSE that's INSIDE from the TOP to the BOTTOM.

When a little gay boy was adopted by the Chaotic Top, he became their Chaotic Top-Son. Then, the true chaos began. To show his appreciation, The Chaotic Top's Chaotic Top-Son created this book and gave it to The Chaotic Top as a gift. The book was proudly displayed on their coffee table, and every gay that saw it said, "I need need neeeed this book." Based on this totally scientific and extensive marketing research, it is now available for you!