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A winning lottery ticket. One knucklehead has it. Five knuckleheads want it. A wild weekend at the Jersey Shore. Hilarity ensues. In other words, it's a love story.

Mitchy, a daydreamer who always seems to be in the wrong place at the wrong time, finally gets a lucky break when a winning lottery ticket falls into his possession. However, before he can cash it in, he has to keep it away from his boss who owes the Russian Mafia a ton of money, twin brothers who believe the ticket is "henceforth and therefore" lawfully theirs and his sister who just wants to be "the richest bitch at the Jersey shore." The only one who seems to be on Mitchy's side is a local librarian with a kick-ass crooked smile. In other words, it's a love story. Only funny.

Jeffrey Asch spent over 40 years in the advertising business working as a copywriter at variety of prestigious New York agencies, on such blue chip clients as Dell, U.S. Army, GMC, Siemens, Nissan, Verizon, Aetna, DuPont and many others. These days you can find him walking the boardwalk along the Jersey shore with his wife. (But you're gonna have to get up early.) This is his first novel.