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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Topic / Adult
  • Language:English
  • Series title:Keeping Fit whilst ...
  • Series Number:1
  • Pages:250
  • eBook ISBN:9781483504902

Keeping Fit Whilst Still Drinking, Smoking And Doing The Odd Line Of Coke

Book 1: The Crap's Going Down At The Compass Bar

by Crazy Mel Pinx

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Overview
The essential introduction to 'The Booze Line' and the crew of the Motor Vessel 'Mavis D'. The stories are real, the people are real, the rest of it is a load of bullshit.
Description
Meet Mavis Boothroyd and the crew of her fine vessel the 'Mavis D'. A jaunt around the Compass Bar at the Heathrow Hotel introduces The Owner, Master, Chief Engineer thru the ranks to the Ordinary Seaman including a couple of well seasoned wives. Each of these crew members telling true stories of rather unusual pursuits which the author was on most occasions the principal character. Circumstance and name aside, integrity has prevailed where after all is said and done "you can't make this shit up!"
About the author
Extracted from the bastions of encouraged homo-sexuality by virtue of being expelled from the British private education system at the age of sixteen, Melbourne (two minutes) Pinks starts on a story his years of robust partying, extroverted companions and acquaintances with this first book that introduces the (not so) selective reader to the early years of his development as an alcoholic and drug abuser thru a crew of characters whose only fictitious attribute is their names.
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