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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Limericks & Verse
  • Language:English
  • Pages:24
  • eBook ISBN:9781623097028

Classy Poems

For Holidays & Other "Special" Occasions

by Reaz Mahmood

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Overview
There are certain moments in life when you need some real classy poetry. Well, here it is! Celebrate holidays and other "special" occasions like you really mean it and/or just don't give a damn. Also, go ahead and recite these classy poems at a party if you want. What do I care? Hey, did you know members of the opposite sex like poetry recitations? These poems, using state-of-the-art technology, are designed with your peak performance in mind. And I think you know what I mean by "performance."
Description
There are certain moments in life when you need some real classy poetry. Well, here it is! Celebrate holidays and other "special" occasions like you really mean it and/or just don't give a damn. Also, go ahead and recite these classy poems at a party if you want. What do I care? Hey, did you know members of the opposite sex like poetry recitations? These poems, using state-of-the-art technology, are designed with your peak performance in mind. And I think you know what I mean by "performance."
About the author
Reaz Mahmood is a writer, musician, and visual artist who paints with words, sound, and light in pursuit of the beautiful, the profound, and the ridiculous. If you haven’t heard of Reaz yet, you will, most likely right here. As an award-winning* writer and musician, he combines the abilities of Kafka and Beethoven.** Exposure to his work has been correlated with dreams coming true.*** Children and puppies are drawn to his aura like moths to an aura. In short, his creative “genius” is mystifying! He has been legally blind since birth, though he believes it should be illegal so he can brag about it. Originally from Dhaka, Bangladesh, he has lived in the U.S. since the age of 6 when he grew his first beard. He was a rugged Texan for 22 years until he lost his cowboy boots and had to move to North Carolina to pursue graduate studies. Thereafter, he cannot recall the remaining details of his life. *Not necessarily for writing or music. **Provided that Kafka is the musician and Beethoven is the writer. ***For those whose dream it is to be exposed to his work.
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