Mason Freeborn is an Eccentricity Theorist and Aspiring Screenwriter. He was born in the Detroit area in the seventies, and moved to Southern California in the early nineties. Getting a BA Visual Arts Multi-Media degree and minoring in Economics, from UCSD, Mr. Freeborn has been collecting stories and ideas for various projects for all these years since learning the studied crafts. He is currently using a DARPA SIGMA-9 Grant to research Audio Manipulation Capability with Mechanical Resonating Time Mirroring Devices (AMCAMRATIMDEV). The Human Test: All the thoughts you have are worthy of a second thought. If it passes that test, write it down. Collect your scribbles into a notebook, then translate that book like you are an archaeological archival transcriber – think it out, make it sound logical, and your fabric of reality may just hold up as something tangible. The written word can be dangerous though, so play it smart with your intent. [No intentional offense to anyone who may be offended herein.] The stories contained in this first volume were all written over a 22-month period in 2012-14, by compiling audio recordings from walks and handwritten notes. When I get an idea, I write it down immediately and/or record it, eventually filing it into the proper themed book of ideas (the major categories for my brains filters). All of these story ideas, names, and concepts, came from this analog state, where I worked them with pens, tape, glue, markers and scissors, to the digital nature of typing chaotic idea ramblings logically into my Mac. To my family - to my friends from Michigan, to Orange County, to San Diego, LA, and to places parallel and tangential - to my new friends in Bandon, Oregon, where I wrote half of this at my old friend Danny Boyle’s cranberry farm (thanks to Peg & Chuck “Boss Bog” O’Donnell for the serenity and the time to work it out) – I appreciate you all! Additional praise to the Jureidini Clan, props for the patience. Space blips to Space Lounge brothers Mike Green & Blue J. Before you get lost in your own mind, consider this… What is reality when you can only hear a limited swath of soundwaves and see only a part of the spectrum of light available in the REAL world… as in everything actually present? What is real when you can’t escape from your dreams? Meaty brains are logic machines just like Skynet & HAL. These are the Realms where Possibility, Plausibility, and Potential converge to take the available options of chaos and Weave them into a Fabric of Historical Record, as the Present passes away into the Past, making an image. The immediate future is foreseeable as the strings of each Being intertwine, creating a path with a tail and a head - in the middle - the Streamline of the NOW is experienced – NOW. You are in it as you read this – this is your perspective of your current position in the STREAMLINE… SITTING THERE NOW… watching the Loom of Life weaving the Chaos of Possibility into a beautiful pattern of History - Tying your life into this book forever. I’ll try to make this pleasant…