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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Jokes & Riddles
  • Language:English
  • Pages:80
  • eBook ISBN:9781617921933

You Might Be A Douchebag

by Joe Bartnick

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A hilarious poke at the guy who acts like a classic douchebag by comic Joe Bartnick.
A hilarious poke at the guy who acts like a classic douchebag by comic Joe Bartnick. Fully illustrated, this book is as educational as it is entertaining. Everybody wants to be the cool guy. The guy every man wants to be and more importantly, the guy every chick wants to bang. Being cool is easy for some and impossible for others. While you may never be totally cool, you absolutely do not want to be a douchebag; the complete opposite of cool. That's why Joe Bartnick wrote this book. He wants to help you to avoid being a douchebag. He's even added illustrations. Because you might be a douchebag without even knowing it. Remember, this book is to inform and entertain. So don't get mad; get cool.
About the author
Joe Bartnick is a triple-treat: stand-up comic, writer and actor. He was born and raised in the City of Champions; Pittsburgh, PA. Living in Pittsburgh taught him how to eat, drink and live. Joe started doing stand-up in San Francisco. Comedy has taken him from coffee shops and laundromats to Heinz Hall and the Grand Old Opry. As a writer, Joe has written for the Grammy nominated Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli as well a several other noted comics. He has written for various television shows and was a Supervising Producer on Snoop Dogg's "Dogg After Dark". As an actor, Joe was featured in "Dirty Jokes: The Movie" and played "Vinny" on the Playboy Channel's "King of Clubs".
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