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Book details
  • Genre:FICTION
  • SubGenre:Humorous
  • Language:English
  • Pages:223
  • eBook ISBN:9780988548695

Geometry & G-Strings

When College Is Not an Option, Perhaps the Strip Club Is.

by F.W. Brooks

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Overview
When it comes to helping students succeed, especially the seniors at Donges Falls High School, it would be hard to find a more passionate and dedicated teacher than Carsyn Ziegler. However, when his personal life reaches an all time low, Ziegler decides to accept a lucrative proposition that requires him to spearhead a feeder program for a prominent strip club. Determined to recruit as many girls as possible, Ziegler gives new meaning to ‘No Child Left Behind’. With his focus shifting from geometry to G-strings, Ziegler develops an Underground Apprenticeship Program For Strippers (UAPFS) where, in his basement, he attempts to covertly train and prepare a diverse group of struggling seniors to be strippers. With graduation, auditions, and hopefully a large payday looming, Ziegler goes above and beyond to whip the girls into shape. But as he operates on thin ice, he must be extremely careful to remain under the radar. If caught, not only could he receive a lifetime ban from teaching, he could also wind up in jail! Geometry & G-Strings is a must read! As you journey alongside Carsyn Ziegler and his hopeless group of underachieving seniors, F.W. Brooks will give you a lot to think about and will literally have you laughing out loud.
Description
When it comes to helping students succeed, especially the seniors at Donges Falls High School, it would be hard to find a more passionate and dedicated teacher than Carsyn Ziegler. However, when his personal life reaches an all time low, Ziegler decides to accept a lucrative proposition that requires him to spearhead a feeder program for a prominent strip club. Determined to recruit as many girls as possible, Ziegler gives new meaning to ‘No Child Left Behind’. With his focus shifting from geometry to G-strings, Ziegler develops an Underground Apprenticeship Program For Strippers (UAPFS) where, in his basement, he attempts to covertly train and prepare a diverse group of struggling seniors to be strippers. With graduation, auditions, and hopefully a large payday looming, Ziegler goes above and beyond to whip the girls into shape. But as he operates on thin ice, he must be extremely careful to remain under the radar. If caught, not only could he receive a lifetime ban from teaching, he could also wind up in jail! Geometry & G-Strings is a must read! As you journey alongside Carsyn Ziegler and his hopeless group of underachieving seniors, F.W. Brooks will give you a lot to think about and will literally have you laughing out loud.
About the author
About the Author, F.W. Brooks A few years after I had graduated from college, after having putzed around with several odd jobs, the writing on the wall became large, legible, and blindingly fluorescent. I came to the realization that the only way I could fully utilize my B.S. degree in Mathematics was to become a math teacher. (No pun intended in regards to the initials, B.S.) So, after forking over thousands of dollars to a local college, and after jumping through what seemed like countless circus-hoops to obtain a teacher's certification, I got what I wished for. In the fall of 1995, at eight o'clock in the morning, I found myself standing in front of thirty freshmen, eager to begin their high school experience in my first hour Algebra class. During my tenure as a teacher, very little has remained constant. Superintendents, principals, guidance counselors, and fellow teachers have all come and gone like days on the calendar. 'Educational buzzwords' and 'popular methods of instruction' seem to change every three months. But through it all, one thing has remained constant. When working with pimply-faced, hormone-laden adolescents trying to find their way in the world, every day is guaranteed to be an eventful one. After all, what else is there to expect when it comes to awkward teens dealing with varying degrees of puppy love, lust, infatuation, acceptance, inclusion, exclusion, betrayal, disappointment, heartbreak, confusion, high expectations, and uncertainty. Whew! And that’s only the tip of the iceberg - trust me! Anyone who has a teenage daughter knows exactly what I’m talking about. The high school scene is like a soap opera. It makes for an excellent backdrop. But don’t let that fool you. The high school scene is only the backdrop. I write Adult Fiction. My stories involve adults dealing with adult issues – doing adult things. Many of my main characters are teachers, principals, guidance counselors, or other adults who are in some capacity involved in education. Although my occupation is teaching, my “occu-passion” is writing. As a writer, I draw upon my experiences as an educator to create humorous, compelling, and highly entertaining novels that involve ordinary people, mainly teachers, thrown into crazy and bizarre situations. I currently reside in the Milwaukee area with my wife, kids, cat, and several African Cichlids.
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