About the author
I'm Ernie Coyne, sex researcher and consultant. As a teenager I was petting with a “bad”girl on a date. She surprised me by reaching down and grabbing my penis in her hand. She smirked with a tiny laugh and said “Gee, it's kind of small, isn't it?" Man, was I ever insulted and embarrassed. What could I say? After all, it was true. My penis is small. I was momentarily stunned, but like a dumb robot, I kept on stroking her hairy vagina, until she came in a powerful orgasm. I drove her home and never spoke to her again.
I realized that I truly did have the Irish curse: “red nose and short hose” (the tendency of Irish men to take to alcohol and to have a smaller than average penis.) Or putting the Irish curse another way: “all potatoes, no meat” (small penis and large testicles).
Well I became obsessed. From then on, the mental image of that slut laughing at me now made me afraid that my sex life was doomed. If I saw a woman I was attracted to, I was afraid to try to pick her up and to try to have sex with her—I feared that she would probably be disappointed in my penis size, and remain unsatisfied.
Or even worse—that she might make fun of me and tell all her friends. I now had small penis syndrome—total obsession with my small penis size.
So I began researching sex like a mad scientist on a desperate mission--to become an expert on sex to overcome my small penis handicap. I did tons of research and boldly had sex with lots of women to experiment. It took years. I had lots of good sex sessions, and lots of lousy ones. But I found out what works and what doesn't for guys like you and me who have a small penis. I also learned the real facts about making your penis look bigger, and making it actually bigger.
This information I discovered turned my own life around. I overcame the obsession, the insecurity, the lack of confidence, and the embarrassment of a small penis. Escaping that obsession transferred me into a new mission --that I needed to help other guys who suffered the way I had. . I don’t want you to ever worry about getting a woman; satisfying a woman; or losing a woman, over penis size. Or being mocked about it.
That’s why I wrote this book--- to give you fast help and relief from the many problems a small penis can cause you.