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Jessie Thompson
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Jessie Thompson is a wife and mother of two small children. They reside in a coastal town in Florida, where Jessie finds her inspiration for her blog www.CalmYourBabyTits.com as well as her breakout book, Calm Your Baby Tits. Jessie enjoys using the bathroom alone, driving in a quiet car, and eating her food while sitting. She appreciates all things poop related, especially if it happens to her husband instead of her. Read up on all her adventures. 


Calm Your Baby Tits: A Millennial Mom's Manifesto available for purchase beginning September 8th. 

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Live Stand Up Comedy Show: Calm Your Baby Tits on October 19th in New Smyrna Beach, FL. Free show with free wine. 

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