Calm Your Baby Tits is an inspirational collection of short, but real life stories, about the joys and struggles of having children in your life. You don't have to have your own children to enjoy the sarcasm and wit that is woven through these stories.

Calm Your Baby Tits is a joyful and sarcastic ride through being a parent in the millennial's world. Filled with short stories, each chapter is the perfect length for someone to sit down, read a bit, and feel like they accomplished something. Inspired by the blog, Calm Your Baby Tits, these are the best, never before heard stories. Varying in degrees of attitude, Calm Your Baby Tits is the hilarious, must read book of right now.

Jessie Thompson resides in a small, coastal town in Florida. She spends her days chasing two small children, writing for her blog, and supporting her surf crazed husband who works in golf. Her inspiration for her blog, Calm Your Baby Tits, comes from real life accounts of children behaving badly. Jessie also performs a stand up comedy show entitled "Calm Your Baby Tits", which changes along with her emotions on children.