The Princess of Ressalon

I am a generalist rather than a specialist and as such I enjoy many things. I dislike political correctness unless in the context of a good joke. I am proudly Australian. Death ruled my childhood. I lost my mother when I was 3, Father at 11 and Foster Father at 13. It was difficult. I spent some time in an orphanage run by penguins. My child self has seen violence and death at first hand. At 14 I promised myself that no-one would ever touch me again and due to many years training in Martial Arts I have managed to keep this promise. While I enjoy this trait, I am also opposed to violence and am pleased that I have never been forced to damage another human being. I am divorced and have three wonderful children, all boys. I have a vision impairment that is simply part of me. I’m not a snappy dresser primarily because fashion is scientifically estranged and emotionally subjective. The only rule I have for fashion is that I don’t wear green. We lived in an old Church that I converted to a home. That explains the loss of 5+ years of my free time. I put the bar where the altar used to be to keep the spirits happy. A flood destroyed it just in time for Christmas 2010. We now live in suburbia. I am a qualified counselor specializing in children’s issues, primarily dealing with conceptual thinkers.