So You Think This Looks Easy

Who do you know that can get hundreds of people to sing, shamelessly, in unison, “I want to put my finger in your tushy hole. Try it you might like it”? Yeah…you heard me right. And based on that perplexed look, devious smile or expression of sheer terror on your face right now…that’s what I thought. Not a soul.

Well…I know of only one, and I am excited to share him with you through this uniquely entertaining (and might I add true) series of short stories authored by my lifelong friend…the unencumbered, unabashed, inoffensively offensive, and appropriately inappropriate Jeff Harris.

I met Jeff when he was 18 years old and had already been honing his skills as a singer songwriter for at least five years. How could I have known back then that 20 years later, Jeff, through his successful music career, would take me on an adventure through Copenhagen, Denmark that I couldn’t describe suitably if I tried. Nine days of bars, booze, bus rides, Christiana, pot, lesbian Eskimos, a broken toe, fresh bread and jam, and did I mention Christiana? In the bizarre world of my friend, these escapades are commonplace.

Anecdotes from this book will not only give you a glimpse of what life is like for a talented, mischievous and open-minded musician who has traveled more than 17 countries, performed thousands of  shows in front of nearly millions of people all over the globe but provide you with a respite from life that is often way too stressful and serious. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the bobsled run…

It’s a wild ride.