- Genre:humor
- Sub-genre:General
- Language:English
- Pages:112
- eBook ISBN:9781667867816
- Paperback ISBN:9781792374692

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Overview
"So who would want to be first runner-up rather than Miss America?" you ask. I did. And while it doesn't get you as much fame, it's a whole lot more fun—as you'll see from reading about my beauty queen adventures and misadventures.
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"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it—Southern, beauty queen rap, that is.
Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up
It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras
And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons
Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves
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