Traffickwocky enthusiastically embraces the undeniable and inescapable imperfection of Austin, Texas: horrendous congestion. And we're not talking about mucus here - though we do have our share of allergies, too. Traffic poet Tex MoPac boldly navigates his way along the highways, byways and access roads, littered with fast food joints and broken dreams. MoPac dares to chronicle both famous and pathetically average people (like himself) - all stuck in the great common denominator - Austin traffic. This orange barrel-busting volume includes more-than-likely award-winning hits like, “Richard Linklater Caught in Traffic,” “Shakespeare Stuck in Traffic,” “Masters Winner Stuck in Traffic," "Google Fiber Stuck in Traffic," and “Trail of Brake Lights.” Traffickwocky features a foreword ("Ugh...If I Could Only Go Forward") by Tim O'Brien, author of The Things They Carried, and a cover illustration by Samantha Rauch. Buckle up for this example!
STOP-N-GO HIPSTER
We parallel one another at speeds under 5 m.p.h.
I can see the setting sun through the enormous hole in his ear lobe.