Keith Hammerschmidt is married to the most beautiful woman in the world and has three beautiful children, one son and two daughters. He also has a golden retriever, a shih tzu-bichon, and a tiger. He lives in a beautiful home with a beautifully landscaped, fenced-in backyard. And he has a kick as sales career. He has an all-around beautiful life! Um, except for the fact that every now and then, his brain takes that beauty and turns it into hell on earth with its wicked depressive tendencies.