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Andrew Franks
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Andrew Franks lives close to the beach, but never goes to the beach. His favorite food is a fully loaded baked potato, but he wouldn't kick a burrito out of bed. He's gifted at the art of puppetry, but every time he puts that fact on a job application, the employer doesn't seem to care.

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