Hello readers I’m Narul, the world’s first vampire. My story is now available if you dare to read it. Once you do read it you will be on the hook (or some similar cliché). I promise it will dispel some modern myths that have arisen concerning my kind and I promise not give a damn about you and your mundane concerns. You shall find me to be arrogant, urbane and ridiculously on point. I’m also often irreverent.
My book deals with the question of love and summarily disregards it. You must realize I do not pretend to maintain moral fiber or ethics as you might describe such things. Whimsy is fun.
There are no leprechauns in my book as I’ve never encountered one; however, aliens, witches, magicians and monsters we have. Sex – yes. Religious observation? OH PLEASE! Within these pages I do however have a few words with Jesus.
I do hope you chose to read me. I can always use more victims…fans, I meant fans.