There's an App for That

For the last 150 million years, mankind has longed for a time when all of human knowledge and wisdom would be at their fingertips. And there are now apps for that. However, there are some unintended consequences. Read why this is the most interesting - and fun - time to be alive.

For the last 150 million years, mankind has longed for a time when all of human knowledge and wisdom would be at their fingertips, so they could finally live up to our potentials and be the geniuses we think we are, be able to out-smart our kids when they ask for money, and know what to do when the loves of our lives scream, "If you really loved me, you'd know what I'm mad about,” just to name a few. And with the Internet and mobile devises, there are now apps for that. However, there are some unintended consequences. See why this is the most interesting, and fun, time to be alive.

Ed Toolis is SWM comedy writer, who loves moonlit walks along the Chicago Lake Front and all that jazz, and who only recently figured out why his career hasn’t taken off in forty years. He never got married! If he had, he would have had an endless supply of comic material. So if you are single and will never be satisfied with his performance in bed, have friends and in-laws who will always think he’s the worst decision you’ve ever made, and have kids who will constantly drive him nuts, please, contact him. I've written extensively on humor writing at http://edtoolisblog.tumblr.com I wrote, produced and directed a webseries: http://skirmishes.us