The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed

Do you ever feel like you're constantly playing a game in virtually every aspect of your life? You are. It's the Big D!ck Contest. The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed simply exposes the 10 Big D!ck Players, the 7 Big D!ck Plays, and 69 Big D!ck Contests. What you do with the information is entirely up to you.

In a nutshell, The Big D!ck Contest is the relentless game of who has the most, the best, the fastest, the biggest, and the newest. It's also the game of who does and doesn't get to do it "their way," and who wins or loses. It's the game of being number one. The game of entitlement. The game of favoritism. It's the game of those who kiss up, and those who get kissed. It's the game of who has the actual or perceived power at the moment. And want to or not, we all play. The Big D!ck Contest: Exposed simply exposes the 10 Big D!ck Players, the 7 Big D!ck Plays, and 69 Big D!ck Contests. What you do with the information is entirely up to you.

Once upon a time, Lafferty Johnson was an idealist, who believed, "Work hard, do the right thing, and live the American Dream." But then reality rained on Johnson's parade, and the author could no longer ignore that living the American Dream is only about one thing: Playing the Big D!ck Contest.