Tales from the Whore's Handbag

Tales from the Whore’s Handbag is a sordid exposé of Hollywood after-hours told from the candid perspective of the whore’s handbag himself, Mr. Purse. Mr. Purse is the original handbag – the unknown prototype that launched the Hermes Empire. A purse Celia stole for Cherry. A purse secretly infected by an ancient curse so insidious, its poison threatens Cherry and Celia’s very lives.

Tales from the Whore’s Handbag is a sordid exposé of Hollywood after-hours told from the candid perspective of the whore’s handbag himself, Mr. Purse. Mr. Purse is an original handbag – the unknown prototype that launched the Hermes Empire. A purse Celia stole for Cherry. A purse secretly infected by an ancient curse so insidious, its poison threatens Cherry and Celia’s very lives. Comedians by day, high-priced escorts to the rich and famous by night, Cherry and her accomplice, Celia are determined to do what ever it takes to see their stand-up show, “Cuntz,” become a laugh-a-minute household hit. Even if that means performing naked behind closed doors for L.A.’s most elite perverts. Every filthy detail Mr. Purse experiences on this wild ride is revealed, taking us from a castle in Ireland to L.A. and back again, airing along the way the dirty laundry Hollywood’s in-crowd doesn’t want the world to see.

Mr. Purse has stories to tell. He is the original handbag. The unknown prototype to the very first Hermes purse. He lived a life of privilege and luxury until he fell into the wrong hands and became handbag to a different sort of woman. Here is his story. True tales told from the one who sees it all. The whore's handbag.