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About the author


Jon Elkon was born and brought up in Apartheid South Africa. His parents were committed in a bourgeois way, to the struggle against Apartheid. His father Sam was a member of the Industrial Council, as well as being a self-made mattress millionaire and a member of the Industrial Council. As such he worked for the recognition of black trade unions. Mother Valerie, as a member of the Black Sash women’s movement, protested against the injustices of the system by standing mutely in public places in a black sash symbolising the death of democracy. At 20 he escaped. Arriving in the UK penniless and homeless, he spent time on the streets, sleeping in shop doorways and parks. He was eventually rescued by the kindness of friends. These adventures are the basis for his trilogy Umfaan’s Heroes, Laszlo’s Millions and Celine, the first two of which were published by Andre Deutsch almost twenty years after the events they lie about. The third has vanished. His novels were received enthusiastically by the critics. For example “Fairly walzes the reader along…thought-provoking and entertaining” - Hilary Mantel, Daily Telegraph. “Excellent…bitter-sweet scenes of farce” Margaret Forster, Sunday Times. “…A winner from cover to cover from an author with an abundance of talent” Evelyn Holtzhausen, Cape Times. Umfaan’s Heroes has now been re-issued by the Author in a new paperback edition and the sequel, Laszlo’s Millions, has been fully remastered and rewritten – Elkon asserts it will “rewrite 1970’s London” and is also available in paperback. Jon Elkon now lives in London, writes occasionally prizewinning poetry and novels. “Sally’s Road” was first published in 2010 but only available on Kindle under the title “The Fifth Estate”. This title has since been stolen by a movie, hence this relaunch for both ebook and paperback formats. He has one son, Jamie, who lives in Cape Town and wonderful grandchildren all over the place.
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Sally's Road
by Jon Elkon

Overview


A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. This is the story of a woman dying of cancer, stuck in a bewilderingly soulless estate of modern houses in the stagnant backwaters of Shropshire in England, where the sound of lawnmowers is the only confirmation of human habitation. Or that's how it seems at first, and then Sally starts to get to know her neighbours! Caught in a loveless marriage, Sally spends her days in bizarre adventures with some of the completely eccentric people in the estate, all of whom are trying not to be Tom Sharpe characters or inhabit episodes of The Archers. Between these escapades Sally endures the horrible processes of cancer treatment, and becomes determined to find another way to a cure. Then Sally's life changes completely when she meets Annie - a tousled, tomboyish teenager who is tangled up in her own true? or false? story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill. When Annie tumbles over the fence two lives are in the balance....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! An absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers!

100% of Author's royalties go to Cancer Research.

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Description


Jon Elkon's strength is in creating eccentric yet entirely believable characters as well as bizarre plots which could just happen. The book is based on the Author's experience of cancer within his family: he accompanied an Aunt all the way from diagnosis to holding her hand when she was dying in terrible pain. This experience was what made him determined, in some way, to get Revenge on cancer. And the best way to show one's contempt for a powerful foe is to ridicule it as he did with Apartheid in his first two novels. It is for you, the reader, to judge. A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. It is an absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers! The book could be put under many headings: Romance, Women's Fiction, Comic Novels, and it is all of these in some way. Sally's Road is a comi-tragic excursion into life in a modern housing estate in the Midlands, right in the heart of Old England. Sally is a young teacher, recently married to the dullard Graham, aching for excitement and a new life – aspirations which are rather clouded by the fact that she has Hodgkin’s disease. Sally is surrounded by what at first seem to be a crushingly boring selection of aspiring middle-class posers, eccentric grand dames, fake majors (‘he was a sergeant major actually’, according to the nasally impaired postmaster) and has no-one to share her observations with, other than her faithful diary. As the book unfolds she begins to realise that the locals are each in the midst of complex and fantastic lives, which encroach on her solitary world in what seems like a plot to take it over...and as she becomes more involved in their absurd plots to score points over each-other she begins to discover that there are armed camps in this Estate, manned (and womanned) by some of the craziest people she has ever met. Gradually as the cancer gains in strength so does Sally, especially after young Annie – tousled, tomboyish and tangled up in her own story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill - tumbles over the fence and changes both their lives.....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! The adventures of these two mismatched co-conspirators take them into an international plot to steal a revolutionary drug from a research facility in Omaha Nebraska, crazy sexual adventures (not with each-other!) in a furious battle against that biggest foe of all – cancer.
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Overview


A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. This is the story of a woman dying of cancer, stuck in a bewilderingly soulless estate of modern houses in the stagnant backwaters of Shropshire in England, where the sound of lawnmowers is the only confirmation of human habitation. Or that's how it seems at first, and then Sally starts to get to know her neighbours! Caught in a loveless marriage, Sally spends her days in bizarre adventures with some of the completely eccentric people in the estate, all of whom are trying not to be Tom Sharpe characters or inhabit episodes of The Archers. Between these escapades Sally endures the horrible processes of cancer treatment, and becomes determined to find another way to a cure. Then Sally's life changes completely when she meets Annie - a tousled, tomboyish teenager who is tangled up in her own true? or false? story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill. When Annie tumbles over the fence two lives are in the balance....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! An absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers!

100% of Author's royalties go to Cancer Research.

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Description


Jon Elkon's strength is in creating eccentric yet entirely believable characters as well as bizarre plots which could just happen. The book is based on the Author's experience of cancer within his family: he accompanied an Aunt all the way from diagnosis to holding her hand when she was dying in terrible pain. This experience was what made him determined, in some way, to get Revenge on cancer. And the best way to show one's contempt for a powerful foe is to ridicule it as he did with Apartheid in his first two novels. It is for you, the reader, to judge. A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. It is an absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers! The book could be put under many headings: Romance, Women's Fiction, Comic Novels, and it is all of these in some way. Sally's Road is a comi-tragic excursion into life in a modern housing estate in the Midlands, right in the heart of Old England. Sally is a young teacher, recently married to the dullard Graham, aching for excitement and a new life – aspirations which are rather clouded by the fact that she has Hodgkin’s disease. Sally is surrounded by what at first seem to be a crushingly boring selection of aspiring middle-class posers, eccentric grand dames, fake majors (‘he was a sergeant major actually’, according to the nasally impaired postmaster) and has no-one to share her observations with, other than her faithful diary. As the book unfolds she begins to realise that the locals are each in the midst of complex and fantastic lives, which encroach on her solitary world in what seems like a plot to take it over...and as she becomes more involved in their absurd plots to score points over each-other she begins to discover that there are armed camps in this Estate, manned (and womanned) by some of the craziest people she has ever met. Gradually as the cancer gains in strength so does Sally, especially after young Annie – tousled, tomboyish and tangled up in her own story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill - tumbles over the fence and changes both their lives.....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! The adventures of these two mismatched co-conspirators take them into an international plot to steal a revolutionary drug from a research facility in Omaha Nebraska, crazy sexual adventures (not with each-other!) in a furious battle against that biggest foe of all – cancer.

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Book details

Genre:FICTION

Subgenre:Women

Language:English

Pages:228

eBook ISBN:9781543915297


Overview


A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. This is the story of a woman dying of cancer, stuck in a bewilderingly soulless estate of modern houses in the stagnant backwaters of Shropshire in England, where the sound of lawnmowers is the only confirmation of human habitation. Or that's how it seems at first, and then Sally starts to get to know her neighbours! Caught in a loveless marriage, Sally spends her days in bizarre adventures with some of the completely eccentric people in the estate, all of whom are trying not to be Tom Sharpe characters or inhabit episodes of The Archers. Between these escapades Sally endures the horrible processes of cancer treatment, and becomes determined to find another way to a cure. Then Sally's life changes completely when she meets Annie - a tousled, tomboyish teenager who is tangled up in her own true? or false? story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill. When Annie tumbles over the fence two lives are in the balance....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! An absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers!

100% of Author's royalties go to Cancer Research.

Read more

Description


Jon Elkon's strength is in creating eccentric yet entirely believable characters as well as bizarre plots which could just happen. The book is based on the Author's experience of cancer within his family: he accompanied an Aunt all the way from diagnosis to holding her hand when she was dying in terrible pain. This experience was what made him determined, in some way, to get Revenge on cancer. And the best way to show one's contempt for a powerful foe is to ridicule it as he did with Apartheid in his first two novels. It is for you, the reader, to judge. A richly comic novel, SALLY'S ROAD is a Romance in spite of itself. It is an absorbing, delightful read which grows slowly on the reader, but yields rich rewards. It will please lovers of Tom Sharpe, Kurt Vonnegut and Monty Python as well as lovers of The Archers! The book could be put under many headings: Romance, Women's Fiction, Comic Novels, and it is all of these in some way. Sally's Road is a comi-tragic excursion into life in a modern housing estate in the Midlands, right in the heart of Old England. Sally is a young teacher, recently married to the dullard Graham, aching for excitement and a new life – aspirations which are rather clouded by the fact that she has Hodgkin’s disease. Sally is surrounded by what at first seem to be a crushingly boring selection of aspiring middle-class posers, eccentric grand dames, fake majors (‘he was a sergeant major actually’, according to the nasally impaired postmaster) and has no-one to share her observations with, other than her faithful diary. As the book unfolds she begins to realise that the locals are each in the midst of complex and fantastic lives, which encroach on her solitary world in what seems like a plot to take it over...and as she becomes more involved in their absurd plots to score points over each-other she begins to discover that there are armed camps in this Estate, manned (and womanned) by some of the craziest people she has ever met. Gradually as the cancer gains in strength so does Sally, especially after young Annie – tousled, tomboyish and tangled up in her own story of kidnap, murder and brothers called Peverill - tumbles over the fence and changes both their lives.....and the pair become involved in kidnap, murder, rape and theft. All in the best possible taste of course! The adventures of these two mismatched co-conspirators take them into an international plot to steal a revolutionary drug from a research facility in Omaha Nebraska, crazy sexual adventures (not with each-other!) in a furious battle against that biggest foe of all – cancer.

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About the author


Jon Elkon was born and brought up in Apartheid South Africa. His parents were committed in a bourgeois way, to the struggle against Apartheid. His father Sam was a member of the Industrial Council, as well as being a self-made mattress millionaire and a member of the Industrial Council. As such he worked for the recognition of black trade unions. Mother Valerie, as a member of the Black Sash women’s movement, protested against the injustices of the system by standing mutely in public places in a black sash symbolising the death of democracy. At 20 he escaped. Arriving in the UK penniless and homeless, he spent time on the streets, sleeping in shop doorways and parks. He was eventually rescued by the kindness of friends. These adventures are the basis for his trilogy Umfaan’s Heroes, Laszlo’s Millions and Celine, the first two of which were published by Andre Deutsch almost twenty years after the events they lie about. The third has vanished. His novels were received enthusiastically by the critics. For example “Fairly walzes the reader along…thought-provoking and entertaining” - Hilary Mantel, Daily Telegraph. “Excellent…bitter-sweet scenes of farce” Margaret Forster, Sunday Times. “…A winner from cover to cover from an author with an abundance of talent” Evelyn Holtzhausen, Cape Times. Umfaan’s Heroes has now been re-issued by the Author in a new paperback edition and the sequel, Laszlo’s Millions, has been fully remastered and rewritten – Elkon asserts it will “rewrite 1970’s London” and is also available in paperback. Jon Elkon now lives in London, writes occasionally prizewinning poetry and novels. “Sally’s Road” was first published in 2010 but only available on Kindle under the title “The Fifth Estate”. This title has since been stolen by a movie, hence this relaunch for both ebook and paperback formats. He has one son, Jamie, who lives in Cape Town and wonderful grandchildren all over the place.

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