Ignore the reviews below!
INSIDER REVIEWS OF "REVAMPED"
-- "No Earthling should be allowed to read this book." The Cognosphere
-- "As a Dimension Hopper I must warn against the dissemination of this work." Physard Jarvis Sparrow
--"Fantastical is what I sez. Don't believe a word of it." Wisdam Hecate McCleary
-- "I am not a baby, and I do not lithp!" Cupid
-- "Filled with dangerous Rogue Abstractions." Wisdam Mer-Wynne McCleary
-- "No magic was used in the making of this book. Well, maybe a little." Aphra-Bane McCleary, Quantum Witch
--"Frippery of the worst kind." Wisdam Wicca Pedia, Archivist of the Bodewellian Library
--"Could cause an interplanetary incident." Trumble T. Terwilliger, Brook U's Chair of Interplanetary Guesswork
--"For a romp of peerless prose I recommend P. J. Wodehouse." Gossamer Riddle, Elf-Human Composer in Residence
--"A flagrant breach of common sense." Sylvester Longstretch, Astrophysicist
--"I just flipped through it." Serena the Manatee
--"Can't hold a candle to my Harleykins Romances." Wisdam Clarinetta Lovelace
-- "Not worth the paper the Daily Pulse is printed on." Ace Fleetstreet, Reporter
-- "A work of towering genius." The Author
