In the comic fantasy tradition of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Jasper Fforde there now comes Brit Ray's inimitable adventure, REVAMPED! --A Planet Heart Screwball Fantasy, Book I. Somewhere in the Abstraction Realm spins Planet Heart, where Super Humans and Only-Humans inhabit a parallel version of New York City. In the metropolis of New Broom, Veronique, the newly humanized Revamp, forms an unlikely alliance with Quantum Witch Aphra-Bane McCleary. Join them as, with the help of Wisdams and Physards, they take on the problems of the multiverse--and the multiprose. A surprise minute, featuring romance, intrigue and personal enlightenment. Super Naturals to meet. Dimensions to explore. Puzzles to solve. Songs to Sing. Ideas to arrange and rearrange. Throw your great brain into the mix.

Will the Vampire Veronique find happiness as Planet Heart's first Revamp? Will she be able to look the Sun God Orb in the face, see herself in the mirror, and eat a pistachio—all remaining immortal? It does seem a lot to ask. Still—where the miracle-making Vampire scientists Vladimir and Vivika Vilms are involved, the impossible has a way of losing the "im" part. Ignore the reviews below and read this crackerjack book. Insider Reviews of Revamp! Only Slightly Expurgated "No Earthling should be allowed to read this book." -The Cognosphere "Fantastical is what I sez. Dinna believe a word of it." -Wisdam Hecate McCleary, daughter of Griselda, daughter of Hildegard, daughter of Razzle, daughter of Morag, daughter of Wilhelmina……. "I am not a baby, and I do not lithp!" -Cupid "Frippery of the worst kind." -Wisdam Wicca Pedia, Archivist of the Bodewellian Library "Could cause an interplanetary incident." -Trumble T. Terwilliger, Brook U's Chair of Interplanetary Guesswork "For a romp of peerless prose and rib-rattling wit I recommend P. J. Wodehouse. -Gossamer Riddle, Elf-Human Composer in Residence "A flagrant breach of common sense." -Sylvester Longstretch, Astrophysicist "I just flipped through it." -Serena the Manatee "Can't hold a candle to my Harleykins Romances." -Clarinetta Lovelace, nee Borax, novelist "Not worth the paper the Daily Pulse is printed on." -Ace Fleetstreet, Reporter "A work of towering genius." -The Author

Brit Ray is a novelist, librettist, and visual artist. At odds with Father Time and the existence of evil, she created the more user-friendly Planet Heart, where Wisdams and Physards help the COGNOSPHERE filter out Bad Ideas from Earth. Inspired by her native city of New York she has endowed the city of New Broom with mighty rivers and bridges, great cultural institutions, and a diverse and colorful citizenry. But as the series progresses, good old Planet Heart is increasingly threatened by bad old Planet Earth.