Description
In the cosmic, calamitous, comic tradition of Terry Pratchett's Discworld comes Brit Ray's Revamped!-- the first in the screwball fantasy series Planet Heart.
Somewhere in the Abstraction Realm spins Planet Heart. In New Broom, a city much like New York, exist Wisdams, Physards, Elves, Walking Skeletons, Trolls, Wombie Zombies, Chimeras, sentient animals and furniture, and a fair share of Only-Humans. It's a delightful world, Planet Heart, untouched by Father Time and pampered by Mother Nature, smiled upon by the Sun God Orb and Moon Goddess Celeste, protected by the COGNOSPHERE, and powered by magic. But innocence can last for only so long.
Now Rogue Shades, like Shadows of Darkness, are breaking through a Rift in the COGNOSPHERE, threatening city hall, Brook-no-evil University, and the entire city of New Broom. Never underestimate the power of an Abstraction.
And then there are the Vampires. Some bad. Some good. And one different. Veronique the Revamp! As a result of a scientific experiment the valiant Veronique can once again eat food and go out in the daylight. Only now she is a pariah in both worlds, attacked by Vampires and loathed by Only-Humans. Worst of all, her paramour Valentine has disappeared from the planet. Can her new friend Quantum Witch Aphra-Bane McCleary save the day? And the whole week of Valentide? What was it that poet said about the best laid plans of mice and Vampires?