Overview
In the comic-fantasy tradition of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, and Jasper Fforde comes Book One of Brit Ray's REVAMPED!-- A Planet Heart Screwball Fantasy.
Somewhere in the Abstraction Realm spins Planet Heart, where Super Humans and Only-Humans inhabit a parallel version of New York City. In the metropolis of New Broom, Veronique, the newly humanized Revamp, forms an unlikely alliance with Quantum Witch Aphra-Bane McCleary, as she fights off Vampires and searches for her missing paramour. Join the Wisdams and Physards of Heart as they take on the problems of the multiverse--and the multiprose.
Threading their way through this one-of-a-kind space opera are songs to sing, puzzles to solve, dimensions to explore, and ideas to build on. Throw your great brain into the mix.
Description
Ignore the reviews below!
INSIDER REVIEWS OF "REVAMPED"
-- "No Earthling should be allowed to read this book." The Cognosphere
-- "As a Dimension Hopper I must warn against the dissemination of this work." Physard Jarvis Sparrow
--"Fantastical is what I sez. Don't believe a word of it." Wisdam Hecate McCleary
-- "I am not a baby, and I do not lithp!" Cupid
-- "Filled with dangerous Rogue Abstractions." Wisdam Mer-Wynne McCleary
-- "No magic was used in the making of this book. Well, maybe a little." Aphra-Bane McCleary, Quantum Witch
--"Frippery of the worst kind." Wisdam Wicca Pedia, Archivist of the Bodewellian Library
--"Could cause an interplanetary incident." Trumble T. Terwilliger, Brook U's Chair of Interplanetary Guesswork
--"For a romp of peerless prose I recommend P. J. Wodehouse." Gossamer Riddle, Elf-Human Composer in Residence
--"A flagrant breach of common sense." Sylvester Longstretch, Astrophysicist
--"I just flipped through it." Serena the Manatee
--"Can't hold a candle to my Harleykins Romances." Wisdam Clarinetta Lovelace
-- "Not worth the paper the Daily Pulse is printed on." Ace Fleetstreet, Reporter
-- "A work of towering genius." The Author
Book details
- Genre:fiction
- Sub-genre:Fantasy / Urban
- Language:English
- Series Title:A Planet Heart Screwball Fantasy
- Series Number:1
- Pages:364
- eBook ISBN:9781667870472
- Paperback ISBN:9781667870465