Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace nor common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty.

Fueled by the internet and dysfunctional families, the 21st Century is full of complicated relationships that defy traditional greeting cards - until now. Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards handles even the trickiest of encounters and relationships with neither grace, common decency nor respect for one's fellow man or woman. Just honesty. A small sample of "problems solved": • Internet Dates are fatter than they appear • Post (and No) Hook-Up Cards (M4W, W4M) • Erectile Dysfunction (M4W, W4M, Gay Man for Gay Man) • First-time Anal Sex (Giver & Receiver) • Shocking Weight Gain • Excessive PDA • Excessive drinking and / or screwing at work function • Happy Step-Mother’s Day • Your Mom’s a Milf • Slutty Daughter, Slutty Mom • Christmas for Agnostics • Undeserved Promotions • Under-Age Sex • For My Stalker • Bad Wedding Gifts • Get Well Soon (STD’s) • Disappointing Son, Disappointing Father • Mistook you for the help • I slept with your husband • Ugly Babies Created and Written by Michael Griffin

Michael Griffin lived alone for a long time. This book is from that time. He now lives with a lovely woman and several little people who kinda look like him. He hopes this internet fad has passed long before the aforementioned little people discover this book. The roots of Pretty Aggressive Greeting Cards are in Mike Griffin's standup act. Mike once dreamed of being a late night talk show host but the children crushed those dreams one poopy diaper at a time. Like diamond from coal, this book is the product of those collective poops.