Your child’s safety is of the utmost importance.
We here at Monster Removal Guide (MRG) know this. Which is why we’ve printed this book filled with very important information. In fact, we just won a Gold Medal from the Children's Literary Classics for our life-saving work.
In it you will find the ten most highly-effective techniques for monster removal, as well as a monster identification section for reference. It’s a must read for parents and all kids scared of witches, hamper elves, goblins, monsters, evil robots, or the dark. And it’s only $1.99. That’s less than a quarter for each technique and can you really put a price on your child’s safety and education? Okay, well then, isn’t it way more than $1.99?
Through exhaustive worldwide research, trial, error and discovery, we here at MRG have searched the world over in order to enlighten and better equip the young in their never ending battle to identify and remove monsters from around the globe. To our knowledge, no one has put together an authoritative resource of shared knowledge on how to do this. So, we give you Monster Removal Guide, the go-to guide for kids of all ages fighting the good fight.
In no way is this publication comprehensive as we are constantly on the lookout for new techniques and new monsters to identify. We encourage our young readers to assist us in our efforts to keep the world safe by keeping our information current and accurate. Submissions on new monsters and/or techniques can be sent directly to HQ at [email protected]
In order to better alert the masses, new monsters will be immediately identified on the website and included in subsequent volumes of MRG.