About the author
"Let’s see, the first thing you need to know about me is: my armpits smell like paper mills! You see, I grew up in Wisconsin and if you’ve never smelled a paper mill, well then, you are really missing something! My hair is made of horse-tail. You can tell it is made of horse-tail since it is coarse and very thick. Anyone who has given it a tug surely knows it is true. My toes are made of gumdrops but my fingernails, well, they are just plain real.
My favorite place in the whole wide world is Pensacola, Florida. This message will have 18 minutes of static at the end. For those of you who know what that means, greetings my alien friends!! My second favorite place on earth is Heidelberg, Germany. I was made in Japan but born in the USA. I love to write but doesn’t every author say that? I should really rephrase and admit I was created to write (although my spelling lacks any form of consistency). My favorite event is the yearly EAA Airshow with over 600,000 worldwide fans attending the show. I love standing in line for my wristband and hearing Asian, French, Spanish, and German speaking languages. It is one big happy family!
My first love was Han Solo. My new favorite band is: The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. (The lead singer, Mette Lindberg would be a GREAT voiceover talent for any upcoming cartoon movie. Her voice is very distinctive; you can’t miss it.) My favorite food is a gigantic warm brownie drenched in hot chocolate sauce topped off with vanilla bean ice cream. ‘Nuf said…
My favorite sports are running & swimming. Running reminds your body you can achieve your goals…swimming prepares your body for outer space adventures.
My best advice to YOU: Love God with all your heart, soul, and mind…and you can’t go wrong…if you do go wrong, repeat with sincerity. My second best advice to YOU: Never give up HOPE even in the darkest corners of your mind…
Professional Mumbo Jumbo:
If you must know my current writing credentials, I’ve provided lyrics to a published song. I’ve had years of experience writing for technology in the form of: Roles & Responsibilities, Operations Guides, Install Guides, Upgrade Guides, Contract / Proposals, Application Deployment Guides, Triage / Troubleshooting Guides, Knowledge Base Articles, White Papers, Business Requirements, Project Charters, and Management Reports. I’ve also created marketing brochures and other documentation for non-profits.
Beyond my professional life, I love writing fiction!
Always,
aSaint