An in-depth look at what it's like to go cruising - from an insiders point of view, where you will meet a myriad of characters looking to have fun in the sun, hoping the motion of the ocean leads to endless romantic encounters in a fantasy world of freedom, fun and reverie. Learn to recognize the difference between the 'Loveable Sharks' and 'The Pretenders,' where to find the real 'Romantics' and not be cornered by a staunch member of the 'Why Can't I Get A Girl' club. Spot the Fun-seekers' and 'Uniform Groupies' and at all costs, beware of the 'Female Pretender' who's lust for power knows no boundaries. And then there's the captain! "What's the doctor like?" "Have you seen the first officer?" Learn about the pecking order and what amounts to an all out war between the officers and musicians as to who might get the girl. The answers are all here, from the type of characters you are traveling with, to what it's really like to live on a cruise ship. Reality ends with that one small step onto the gangway. It is often one small step for women, one giant leap for women's hormones. How To Find Romance On A Cruise Ship (And Other Invaluable Information) is a must read for anyone contemplating taking a cruise, because if you're looking for romance on a cruise ship, you can't afford to miss the boat. And the ship always sails. That's why you need this book. Don't leave home without it.