Honor Amongst Thieves

It's as simple as the dimples on Shirly Temple! There's Boy George as president and of course he wants to be relevant. So he doesn't think it strange to arrest an entire gang of business entrepreneurs that are full of manure. You've got spies that rely on lies. You've got a defiant Jolly Green Giant where more than one gets dead just for fun. You've got footprints on the moon that make the heartiest of gamblers swoon. You've got a Dr. Spoof who keeps coughing up the truth. You've got a gangster known as Crab Top who likes working with the cops! You've got strange things bubbling out of Giant Springs. You've even got Billy the Illegitimate Kid popping out of the lid of a pyramid. You've got a mobster known as the Red Mobster and a Blue Nun who are going to have some fun! And let's not leave out Santa and his killer bubble gun where if you lie you die and if you try to lie you will profusely cry! Don't ask me why. You've got the Bitches of Easter Island who are fightin' because they've been frightened. The Sadomasochistic Society denies any kind of sobriety. Reno hates the Cyclops Casino ever since the Wench slid down a stripper's pole and stole everyone's sorry ass soul! There's even a flying frying pan that only the Jolly Green Giant understands? Then there are assassins but who's askin? Scribes can't explain it. Area 51 wants that bubble gun. Meanwhile these honorable thieves are all on the run. Even researchers like Brick Brain strain to explain so if you want to take a look you might want to read this book. Drink your favorite elixir as you peruse the pictures. And this is sort of the long of it as we dwell in this backgammon pit!