Henry – A Honey Badger Discovers America

Henry had a problem. His people creature friends were going on a journey to lands far away. He knew that people creatures had rules about honey badgers on airplanes. So, he used his black-ops skills to stow away on the jet. Posing as an emotional support doggie, Henry and his people creature friends faced muggings, floods, escaped murderers and a team of professional assassins. And Henry became a hero in America.

Henry had a problem. His people creature friends were going on a journey to lands far away. To Malta, Scotland and America. Henry listened to them talk about what an adventure it would be and started scheming how to go with them. He could ask to go, but he knew that people creatures had rules about honey badgers on airplanes. So, he decided to use the black ops skills he learned as a Long Range Reconnaissance Honey Badger in Ghost Force. He stowed away on the jet that Uncle Deke Craddock had chartered for the trip. And what a grand adventure it was! Posing as an emotional support doggie, Henry and his people creature friends faced muggings, floods, escaped murderers and a team of professional assassins. And by the time the trip was over, the honey badger hero from the tiny African country of Malinda had become a hero in America, as well.

Born some time ago to parents much older than himself, Themistocles Jacks has done mostly things that have been done better by many others. Thus, there is no point in describing such quotidian accomplishments here. As of this writing, he was still drawing breath, which is a good way to start any day.