Imagine that you have neared the end of your years here on
earth. At seventy-one you
figure that you have only years to live, so golf and TV is what sustains you. A
day walking through IKEA and a lunch at the Metro Dinner and your world is
complete. Now imagine that world you think is prefect after a lifetime filled
with work that was just that, work. Now put yourself in my shoes, A stranger interrupts
a perfectly great putt on the golf course and offers you an opportunity to live
your life under a new set of rules, rules that you make up. After all you will
be king of this long-ago land.
You find
yourself in the kingdom ruled by a king who is the least loved man in England. To
get to him you will have to do something that was never possible in your old
life in your old world in the future, and that is to kill any and all who find
themselves on your path. The great thing is that you are not alone,
there is Aelic who will be your queen once Brocknose has been conquered. Also,
beside your are your new lifelong friends Forwin, Milo, and Craft and when you
time into the past has expired after twenty years, they become the new leaders of
Hogs Breath and the kingdom of Mercia.
Come with me, after all I have brought with me more than a
hundred cases of Solera-gold Glenfiddich to idle away the hours between ongoing
wars. Help me end the tyranny and brutality foisted on the good citizens of
Hogs breath.