MARK NUTTER grew up in a motel near Joliet, Illinois, which is not as glamorous as it sounds. He acquired a taste for absurd comedy while in the womb. He's been published in Jokes Review, Havok, Mystery Weekly, Dear Leader Tales, and the Daily Drunk Magazine. He's written a short fiction collection (Sunset Cruise on the River Styx). Mark has also written for the stage (Re-Animator: The Musical, The Bicycle Men, Christmas Smackdown), television (Saturday Night Live, 3rd Rock from the Sun), and film (Almost Heroes). www.marknutter.com.