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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Form / Parodies
  • Language:English
  • Pages:85
  • eBook ISBN:9781624883781

Dracula in Dior

The Ultimate A-Z Fashion Guide for the Undead and Those Who Wish To Be

by Scarlett Stoker

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Overview
Twilight. True Blood. Dracula. Vampires are hotter than the sun they don’t walk in, and why? Because they have the only two things we humans all want. Eternal life. Eternal thinness. Sure, their books sell millions and their movies pack them in, yet when it comes to style, too many are still dressing like the Count from Sesame Street. That’s why undead fashionista Scarlett Stoker has created a style guide for vampires (we’re looking at you Bella Swan), because it’s time the undead abandon the clichés and embrace the runway. Seriously, if the Devil can wear Prada, shouldn’t Dracula wear Dior?
Description
Twilight. True Blood. Dracula. Vampires are hotter than the sun they don’t walk in, and why? Because they have the only two things we humans all want. Eternal life. Eternal thinness. Yet when it comes to style, vampires might as well stake themselves. Sure, their books sell millions and their movies pack them in, but too many are still dressing like the Count from Sesame Street. That’s why undead fashionista Scarlett Stoker has created a style guide for vampires (we’re looking at you Bella Swan), because the moment has come for the undead to abandon the clichés and embrace the runway. In this hilarious A-Z guide, Scarlett will teach vampires •Why they need to ditch those boring capes and corsets in favor of Dior, Calvin Klein and Marc Jacobs •How jewelry is a vampire’s best friend when hiding those pesky after dinner bloodstains •Why Martha Stewart should be the role model of every undead housewife. A wise human once said that good clothes open all doors. And if you are a vampire, beyond those doors are a lot of necks. The devil wears Prada because it works for him. Shouldn’t Dracula and his minions do their jobs in Dior?
About the author
Scarlett Stoker is the creator of www.DraculainDior.com, the first and only style guide for vampires. She is a fashionista, blogger, fabulously chic, and yes, undead. At www.DraculainDior.com, she does for immortals what Hollywood stylists do for the living… it's how not to dress for vamps, using humans as the lesson plan.
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