In “Chaos in Boxes”, author Sean Luciw crams the square peg of music theory into the round holes of Egyptian folklore, astronomy, numerology, babushkas, poetry, diarrhea, and the long-lost Solfeggio matrix. Bad puns and even a good old-fashioned f-word or two abound. Parallels abound in our universe. “Chaos in Boxes” is a collection of experiments, theories and observations regarding music theory-based ideas and their connections to other parts of the world. Astronomy, astrology, geometry, arithmetic, science, art and poetry mix with scales, modes, chords, fretboard diagrams and more, in a down-to-earth, fun style.