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Book details
  • Genre:FICTION
  • SubGenre:Satire
  • Language:English
  • Pages:274
  • eBook ISBN:9798350950618
  • Paperback ISBN:9798350950601

Call Me Death

A Conversation with a Hitman

by Someone Not Named Raymond J. Johnson Jr.

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Overview
A hitman in the retail stock brokerage business reminisces while traveling on a train.
Description
His business is a crazy place and the people that work in it are crazier. The Hitman expresses his opinions on the business and gives fictional recollections that support his opinions.
About the author
Many years ago, I had breakfast with the grandchildren of two of my closest friends. Their ages varied. I had not been introduced to many of them previously, so I introduced myself. I told them my name. They asked me to repeat my name. I paraphrased and imitated the famous comedian, Bill Saluga, "my name Raymond J. Johnson, Jr., now you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Jr., or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me whatever you like… but ya doesn't hasta call me Johnson!" Over the years whenever I meet up with any of them, they go through the monologue. On that basis and with a smile, I have adopted a pen name in deference to Mr. Saluga's talent. Who I really am is not important.

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