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Book details
  • Genre:FICTION
  • SubGenre:Satire
  • Language:English
  • Pages:142
  • eBook ISBN:9781483501093


by Kitrell Andis

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Poet Norm Slider, author of The Big Green Weenie Up Your A**, finds work in book retail, defiles 17 year old fan & saves harelip hooker from psyco pimp.
Norm Slider, author of The Big Green Weenie Up Your A** & Other Poems, is an assistant manager at BOOKsMART, one of a small chain of big-box retail book shops in the Midwest. His shrewish GM, Wanda Kropke, is busy downsizing the staff by attrition, as she makes life at work unbearable for everyone. Norm's personal life is in free fall, too. His problems with booze and women have finally caused his wife Linda to serve him with divorce papers, just as a stripper and would-be porn actress Shauna surfaces from a chance encounter in one of Norm's blackouts. As Norm relocates to a small apartment, his meager reputation as an avant-garde poet draws a young high school fan Brandi, who has sexual designs on Norm. Shauna seeks protection from Norm when her psyco pimp Buster is released from jail, though she fails to share that she has stolen a large stash of Buster's cocaine. BOOKsMART is bought by Global Info Tech, Inc. and taken public and the bean counters and managerial thugs descend.... So begins one of the most hilarious indie novels of a generation. Like Henry Miller, Terry Southern and Charles Bukowski before him, Andis finds laughter at the foot of the gallows. Bookstore is an avant garde noir tale of greed, petty larceny and depraved lust gone astray in a dark comedy of manners.
About the author
Kitrell Andis was born in Indianapolis, Indiana in1951. He has lived for periods of time in St. Paul/Minneapolis, Philadelphia and New York and has published in numerous small press magazines and broadsides throughout the country. Two Stories (Oxman Gallery, Minneapolis) came out in 1976. It was followed by Locations (poems & stories, Primer Press, 1979), Hearts Make Fists (poems, GeekSpeak Unique Press, 1994), and Like Paradise, Only Different (poems, GeekSpeak Unique Press, 1998). His novel Bookstore (GeekSpeak Unique Press) was published in 1997.
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