Are You Stupid Enough to Buy this Book?

Have you ever witnessed someone doing something so inexplicably stupid that you wanted to pull them aside and say, honestly, what the fuck were you thinking? Have you ever had to look in the mirror and ask yourself the same question? Good—I thought so. You are about to gain some advice that should help you refrain from doing plain ol’ stupid shit that just shouldn't be done-- that I've done myself. If you've done more than 10 of these things, my hat is off to you. Congratulations on being irrationally stupid. We’re one of a kind.

This book is intended to shed humorous light on all of the stupid things I did growing up. Hopefully after reading this, you haven't done nearly as many idiotic things that I've done. Of course, there's no guarantee, but hey, it's worth a shot right? It's a list of 101 stupid decisions that I made a conscious effort in doing during my younger years. If you're looking for a quick, funny, easy read, or just something you can flip to for daily humorous inspiration, then you and this book are perfect for each other. This is a great gift for college kids, highschoolers, or adults in their early 20's and 30's. It addresses topics like sex, friendship, and general advice that will help you grow and realize that you don't have to do stupid shit to qualify as an adult. Just buy the damn thing already, you know you want to!

Recent college grad who just found out that she might not be all that bad at this writing stuff--and no one else is hiring.