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Book details
  • Genre:HUMOR
  • SubGenre:Topic / Marriage & Family
  • Language:English
  • Pages:28
  • Format:Paperback
  • Paperback ISBN:9781543947939

When Dad Goes Poo

Poems to provoke guys who poo-crastinate.

by Adam Stephey

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Overview
Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
Description
Potty poems to provoke poo-crastinators. A bathroom book. WHAT IS A POO-CRASTINATOR? noun, poo·cras·ti·na·tor A person who sits on the toilet scrolling on their phone long after they have done their business. One who lingers long in the loo, often until their legs fall asleep. Someone who does not know the meaning of "Poop or get off the pot." Go check your bathroom. There may be a poo-crastinator in there right now. This book is for him. Short, whimsical poems will motivate that man to do his "duty" and move on. Each page has a different euphemism to describe his favorite activity. "When he's on the can he's in a time trap. Mom could use help but he's taking a _____!" "Could he take out the trash? Or feed our poor dog? Or is he too busy to pinch off that ____?" "The kids scream and shout. The kids run and jump. But how would he know? He's still taking a ____!" Beautifully illustrated yet not overly graphic, poo-crastinators are now without excuse when it comes to their extensive toilet times.
About the author
The idea for Adam's first book plopped into his head when he tried to get off the toilet from an extended bathroom excursion and found that he couldn't feel his legs. After pulling himself up by the sink and waiting to regain use of his appendages, he thought of something he could keep nearby for when nature called. Adam is also the inventor of the wildly successful Toilet Timer, a funny and practical gift to help guys get off the pot in a courteous and timely manner.
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